BREAKING NEWS THE CITY SAYS THE MONKEY HUNT IS OVER BUT BABY, WE GOT QUESTIONS!

The St. Louis Department of Health says they’ve officially called off the search for the little monkeys that had people clutching their steering wheels and checking their backyard cameras. But hold on just like that, it’s over?

Let’s be for real. Where did they come from?
Did somebody lose their pets, or was this some hush-hush lab experiment gone wrong?
And most importantly are they dangerous?The city done wrapped this up fast.

We’ll keep y’all updated as more details come out. Stay safe, and keep your eyes open. 👀

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